10: I can shoot lasers out of my eyes at people who leave negative comments on my blog.
9: I Created a new genre of dance in which people get so into it that radiation waves pulsate off of them, I like to call this the microrave.
8: Atlantis used to exist, but it sank into the sea when I came around. Why? Because I'm really good at games.
7: I invented the moon
6: I also gave birth to rick rolling. Labor hurts, a lot.
5: I am the reason that Waldo is hiding.
4: I reverse engineered people. Now I know how they work, and boy do they taste good.
3. My brother is the Statue of Liberty
2. I'm like a Rubik's Cube, the more you play with me, the harder I get
1. I am the reason why this world is 3D
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